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For a special person who is very a bit hard done by washing clothes.
Care Labels are scratchy and irritating and can safely be removed with a penknife or Stanley knife. If blood from Stanley knife cuts gets onto clothes, it will make you look hard, as long as it is not so much as you make you look pale yourself. Cleaner, fresher clothes make you look like a girl. And clothes that don’t survive the wash weren’t worth having anyway. Neat Domestos is rarely a good idea, no matter what that bloke Dave says in the pub. Anyway, he is not “a UN soap inspector”, he works in Tesco stacking Dreft onto shelves. So, here is a Man’s Lexicon of the symbols on care labels.
Yes, this article is dedicated to you ;c) And no… belly shirts are NOT sexy at all. And please… dont take the instructions on the first page seriously, k? click on these buttons on the left of the website or just print this pdf-file! Because I will not take any responsibility for pink shirts or things like that… Ooops, too late…
Ok… first attempt to write an article in English. Why? Because I got a small packet from Tom aka DJ Abraxas (Mr. R… keep your shirt on, pls, ty x).
A belated birthday present for the best looking worst English speaking groupie of 
!
It was as an exciting feeling to receive a present from a person I never met. I “only” talk to him in chat and of course lionize on him listen to him when he plays music on IRadioactive.
Internet is a strange medium, isn’t it? I mean… talking to people you would never be able to talk to, if you didn’t have a Computer? Damn, I think I have the blues (although I still don’t like that music).
Thank you very very much Tom. You made my day! (Although the guy who invented Internet made my life)
Listening to: Bob Seger – Face the Promise. And guess what? I like it!
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